Hanyar da aka sanya suna daga cikin zane-zane
A ranar 19 ga Satumba, 2014, mai zane-zanen David Malki ya wallafa Wondermark #1062, "Zaki Mai Tsanani": wata mata ta yi tsokaci a sirrance cewa za ta iya rayuwa ba tare da zakin teku ba, sai wani zaki mai tsanani ya bayyana — mai ladabi, mai hankali, mai tsanani — yana neman ta kare wannan tsokaci, a lokacin karin kumallo, a dakin kwanciya, har abada. Intanet ta gane wannan hali nan take. Cikin makonni "zaki mai tsanani" ya zama aiki, kuma ya sanya sunan wannan tsarin tun daga lokacin.
Zanen ya kama wani abu da ma'anoni suka rasa: makamin shine ladabi. Kifi mai hanci ba ya zagi, ba ya ihu, ba ya karya doka a hukumance. Kowanne saƙo, idan an karanta shi kaɗan, yana zama ɗan ƙasa mai kyau. Cin zarafi yana cikin tarin — kuma tarin ba ya bayyana a lokacin, wanda shine dalilin da ya sa masu nufi ke bayyana a matsayin marasa hankali lokacin da suka ƙi a ƙarshe.
Yadda yake aiki: tuƙin ladabi
Sealioning yana amfani da rashin daidaito na ka'idoji. Al'adar tattaunawa tana daukar amsa tambayoyi a matsayin wajibi, yayin da kin amsa ke zama shaidar karɓa — don haka sealion yana fitar da wajibi ba tare da wani farashi ba, kowanne "tambaya ce kawai", har sai wanda aka nufa ya gaji daga amsawa ko ya ki amsa kuma ya rasa dakin. Yana da ɗan'uwa mai haƙuri na Gish Gallop: inda gallop ke cika da ikirari, sealion yana zuba da bukatu, kuma duka suna sayen awannin wanda aka nufa da dakikoki na nasu.
Kyakkyawan jituwa na bude tunani yana da nauyi. 'Ina ƙoƙarin fahimta da gaske' yana sake saita agogon wajibin har abada — babu lokacin ladabi don cewa 'a'a, ba ka yi ba', saboda gaskiya ba za a iya musanta ta ba daga saƙo zuwa saƙo. Sai dai hanyar da take bi ce ke musanta ta.
Sealion ko kuma a gaskiya mai sha'awar? Gwajin rufewa
- ✗Amsoshi ba su rufe komai — tambayar da aka amsa tana dawowa daga baya, ba tare da canji ba, kamar ba a taɓa magance ta ba.
- ✗Jin nauyin yana gudana ne a hanya guda — bukatun marasa iyaka daga gare ku; babu wani daga cikin ikirarin su da aka taba yi ko goyon baya.
- ✗Hanyoyi suna ninkawa — kowanne amsa yana haifar da bukatu guda uku masu makwabtaka, suna tafiya nesa daga asalin wurin.
- ✗Wurin taron ya kasance ba da gangan ba — tambayoyi sun biyo bayan wurare inda fuskokin da suka yi kasa suka fi muni: zaren jama'a, taron kowa, amsa ga kowa.
- ✗Jigon gaskiya: mai tambaya mai sha'awa yana karɓar amsoshi, yana ɗaukar matsayinsa, kuma yana barin tattaunawar ta ci gaba. Sha'awar tana da hanya; sealioning tana da manufa.
teburin ƙidaya
A cikin dakin, saita sharuɗɗan kammala kafin amsawa: "Farinciki na amsa — menene zai warware wannan a gare ku?" Mai tambaya mai gaskiya yana ambaton guda; sealion ba zai iya ba, saboda babu abin da aka nufa don warwarewa. Bayan amsawa, ki yarda da sake tambayar ta hanyar tunani: "an amsa a sama" — sau ɗaya, sannan ki tsaya. Masu sauraro, ba sealion ba, shine wanda tunanin yake nufi.
Sealioning ba ya bayyana a cikin jujjuyawar tattaunawa kuma yana gajiya a fuska-da-fuska — amma ba zai iya tsira daga lissafi ba. A cikin sarkar tambayoyi da amsoshi na Argumentree, tambaya tana da mataki tare da mai shi da kuma yanayin rufewa: an yi, an amsa, an karɓa, ko an ƙin yarda. Kiran na biyar na tambayar da aka amsa ba sabon nauyi bane — yana da alaƙa mai bayyana da node ɗin da aka amsa. Tsarin da ke ɓoye kansa a matsayin lokuta masu ma'ana da yawa yana zama rikodi guda ɗaya mai karantawa, kuma kimanta cancantar kowanne muhawara yana nufin ƙarfin jiki ba ya samun komai. Ladabi yana daina zama kariya lokacin da juriya ta zama lamba.
Inda yake haɗuwa
Sealioning na raba chassis tare da JAQing da tambayoyin da aka loda — bincike a matsayin hanyar isar da wani abu banda bincike — kuma tare da tonal policing yana kafa hadin gwiwar makamin ladabi: daya na neman amsoshi marasa iyaka cikin ladabi, dayan kuma yana watsi da amsoshi saboda rashin ladabi. Tattalin arzikin gajiya shine Gish Gallop's, ana gudanar da shi a hankali. Kafaffen tuhumar da yake fitarwa shine girmamawa ga duk wanda ya riƙe dandalin na dogon lokaci.